i'm rachel. much like tina fey, i'm an ivy league reject who can't drive a car. my taste in television is basically a subsidiary of nbc universal. i have a number of lady heroes (especially the aforementioned tina fey).
❝Syndication came back to burn me, ‘cause somebody in my house put it on, it was on early, like 7 o’clock, and my older daughter, Alice, who’s six, was watching it I guess, and right as I walked into the kitchen there was a joke where Jane Krakowski was holding a monkey in a sailor suit and she’s like, “Oh, this little outfit hides his erection.” And my six-year-old immediately turns to me and she’s like, “What’s an erection?” And I was like, “Oh, I want to be so mad at this show,” but it was MY SHOW. So I was like, “It’s a building! An erection is a building.” Nope. Immediately she goes, “That doesn’t make sense in the sentence that the lady said, though, ‘cause she said it was hiding in the clothes.” And I was like, “Ohh boy.” —Tina Fey on Alice watching 30 Rock